Announcing my patented, exclusive, guaranteed Next Stop: World Diet! You too can lose inches from your waistline and get rid of your butt completely. Muscle tone? Gyms? Who needs ’em?!
Just follow this simple plan:
- 4 days of stomach illness with no food
- 30 days with little appetite
- 24 days without booze
- 48 days of being bored by lack of variety on menus
- 6 days hard farm work in 100 degree heat
- 13 days hiking, 6 days at altitude
- 3 days rafting and kayaking
Don’t delay- call today! Operators are standing by!
WARNING: Pounds may return if you visit Hong Kong, Penang, or anywhere that serves Tibetan bread.
I’ve got the secret of “how to gain 18 pounds in 60 days”. (hint: it has something to do with fast food, margaritas, krispie kremes, and good sanitation!)
Your plan doesn’t sound too fun. I’m glad that you are home & safe.
I thought you’d go with the tried and true Peace Corps method: dysentery!
We managed to steer clear of that….amazingly! Wait until we hit Africa.
My wife is a counselor at Jenny Craig I’ll have her recommend this program to her clients. LOL Starting a program of only drinking swamp water and potato salad that’s been sitting in the sun for a day or two might work too.