Announcing my patented, exclusive, guaranteed Next Stop: World Diet! You too can lose inches from your waistline and get rid of your butt completely. Muscle tone? Gyms? Who needs ’em?!

Just follow this simple plan:

  • 4 days of stomach illness with no food
  • 30 days with little appetite
  • 24 days without booze
  • 48 days of being bored by lack of variety on menus
  • 6 days hard farm work in 100 degree heat
  • 13 days hiking, 6 days at altitude
  • 3 days rafting and kayaking

Don’t delay- call today! Operators are standing by!

WARNING: Pounds may return if you visit Hong Kong, Penang, or anywhere that serves Tibetan bread.